Menthols are for pussies.

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This image confirms the title of this rant. (NOTE: image NOT SAFE FOR WORK) (UPDATE: Photobucket decided that image "Violated their terms of use," so they removed it. I'm too lazy to upload the image anywhere else, so for the curious it was a pussy with a cigarette in it that had "MENTHOL" splashed underneath it.)

Every time I'm out smoking with my friends, INEVITABLY, one of them pulls out a pack that has the big fat "MENTHOL" tag splashed across the front of the box, and I just wanna kick them in the face. Why the fuck would you smoke that shit? They don't taste good. The only reason you should EVER smoke menthols is if you're sick and you're too damn lazy to take cough drops, or you're a woman. Unless you fall into one of those categories, grow some balls and smoke a real cigarette! What, afraid of a little tobacco? Congratulations, you're a bitch. I think it should be made a law that if you smoke a menthol while a) not a woman, and b) not sick, it should be mandatory for you to get a sex change, because you're officially a PUSSY.

Here. Want a menthol?