ICP is the Worst Band Ever

^Insane Clown Posse fans showing how "cool" the band really is.

God, I can't stand Insane Clown Posse or their obnoxious fans. I remember back in high school how many of them there were. And I thought Slipknot fans were bad. I mean, just wow. ICP fans make Slipknot fans look good. For starters, I'm going to rip the band a new one. First, what the HELL is with the name? Insane Clowns? This isn't Twisted Metal, clowns aren't freaking scary. Or insane, for that matter. Evidently their original name was Inner City Posse, but I guess they felt it wasn't scary enough to appeal to rebellious, angst-driven twelve year olds whose balls haven't dropped yet. Two, NO white man can rap. The only exception is Eminem, who is actually pretty good at what he does. Obviously, they can't just admit that they are a rap band, so their fanbase and themselves throw around the genres "Hardcore Hip Hop" and "Horrorcore" to make them seem better than they actually are.



^KISS Rip-Offs

Another thing I just LOVE about Insane Clown Posse is their "use" (read as: theft) of KISS's make-up gimmick. When KISS wears make-up, it looks badass. After all, KISS started the costumes and make-up thing as a part of their live performances. But ICP, who doesn't even list KISS as an influence, blatantly stole their main gimmick. But no matter how much they steal from others, they still suck.

I'm done tearing the band down. But this doesn't mean I'm finished. Hell no, I need to address the worst aspect. Their fans. ICP fans are like a crazed wolf, ready to tear anything to shreds if it isn't to their liking. It's sickening. They dress like the band, and walk around calling each other "juggalos". Anyone who they deem to not be a fan is called a "Juggaho", even though the band has exclaimed that anyone can be a juggalo, even if they don't listen to the band. And I quote "there are no requirements to being a Juggalo. We don't care if you spend a dime on merch, or if you know the words to every song. If this music touches you, and you get some positive experience from it, we would be honored to have you consider yourself a Juggalo." Also, Shaggy2Dope also stated this in a 2005 interview. "You could be a Juggalo and not even listen to ICP. A Juggalo is a frame of mind and what not. And I was a Juggalo before we started with ICP. [...] You don't even to have to fuckin' necessarily listen to [Psychopathic Records] to be a Juggalo. Juggalos are Juggalos."

So with these two statements, where do these fans get off saying who is a real fan and who isn't? It's a load of crap from a horrible band to begin with, but jeez, they should be wanting more fans, not less. Also, what's up with the fans talking about this Dark Carnival shit. It's so idiotic it gives me a headache. They can't even think for themselves either! They drink Faygo brand soda, not because it's inexpensive, but because ICP used to drink it. Great going, morons! Drink that crappy brand of soda because ICP told you to. Please, jump off a cliff too, no one will miss you. I promise.