I'll learn to work the saxophone / I'll play just what I feel / Drink scotch whiskey all night long / And die behind the wheel / They got a name for the winners in the world / I want a name when I lose / They call Alabama the Crimson Tide / Call me Deacon Blues
Monday, September 29, 2008
Stop sucking that strap-on and put it in your pussy already!
How come all the porno girls INSIST on sucking the goddamned strap-on for like, 10 fucking minutes?! What, it's gonna magically cum like a real penis if you suck it long enough?? Fuck that! I want to see it in your pussy, not your mouth! If I wanted to see you suck something, I would have typed in 'blowjob'. Lesbians shouldn't suck anything besides clits and tits. Hell, I doubt half those girls are lesbians anyway, given how much they love sucking penis shaped objects. Are they trying to send the message that sucking something prosthetic is better than a real penis??
Stop sucking it and put it in your pussy, bitch.
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