Decaf Tea Blows

Decaf tea is horrible. Now mind you, I'm sitting here drinking some ACTUAL Oolong Tea that doesn't suck. The only reason to drink tea is to get that caffeine rush, and because it does in fact taste a bit better than coffee. In fact, the only reason I think coffee was invented was because people ran out of tea and they really wanted to stay up later and smoke more cigarettes (probably R.J. Reynolds because we know he made the best cigarettes). You can really taste the lack of caffeine in your tea, as if you were just making sweet, sweet love to a girl and you could totally tell she faked her orgasm. Like you had given her all she could handle, and the best she could do is fake it for you. But I guess it's just a fact of life that some things just suck.



^Like God (Or Satan/Buddha/L. Ron Hubbard/Confucius) intended.